Rapidity's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tourettes T-rex]

I don't know what to say...

Thanks for the headache?
The sound quality was terrible. I'm... disappointed to say the least. I honestly expected something richer than this. But no, it's like any other animation uploaded by someone who doesn't have any talent or a sense of humour worthy of someone over 6 years old.
The drawing was... bearable. And I could have found the pizza scene and the part with the discovery channel funny; but the roar of the t-rex is so much louder than the rest of the audio. I had to put the volume up to hear what the people were saying and the next thing I know I'm being ear-fucked by that annoying noise.
I suppose you got one thing right - the diarrhoea at the end pretty much sums up what this was. Shit.

[Pokemon3-D]

This is so ace.

It's only problem is it's too short!

[Sonic 4 trailer]

Nice one.

This is pretty much a summary of Sonic through 18 years.

[4 Swords Misadventures 7]

It was OK...

Well done on the story and animation, they were strong and fluent.
The humour part; you tried, but I didn't really find anything funny - not even a laugh on the inside and that's a weak part. I think you need to think more about the jokes rather than just throwing them in there (which is what it seemed like).
The biggest problem I had with this was the audio and voice acting.
Sometimes the voices were too quiet and sometimes they were too loud, so I watched this entire animation with my finger on the volume and that obviously got frustrating. Also, the quality of the voice acting was mediocre. Sure, it's not your fault, but it let the animation down as a whole since it's centred around the dialogue.

7/10 - it wasn't terrible, if it was I'd have stopped watching, but it still needs a bit of work. Also, the medals kept me interested in the detail, and that's a bonus.

[What Would You Do??]

Can't wait for the next one!

That was awesome. I ask people 'what would you do' questions ALL the time. This is inspirational.
Also, did I hear Egoraptor in there?

[Leo & Satan II]

Still funny

But it couldn't live up to the first one, sadly.

[Drown]

Erm...

Let me start on the positives; the animation was flawless, You really showed the different atmospheres (falling through the air, drowning, floating) well. I also liked the art style and the choice of music.
My biggest gripe is the pace. It's too slow, I often found myself distracted with other windows, looking over at my TV, I even picked up my phone to respond to a text because I was growing frustrated with how slow it progressed. However, being quite a serious flash critic (I'll just call myself that for now) I stuck in there to see if I can get something out of it, a message, anything.
I can see what you tried to do, but there was a serious lack of story and generally something to keep me enticed.
I read that you spent "on and off" 2 years on this, so I'm sorry to say that it just doesn't really show. Although, I don't know how long you've been animating, so my last point can be ignored in that case.

[FYAT]

Well..

It was kind of funny, I suppose.
You nailed the lead up, but the punchline was just weak. In ways, the lead up was funnier than it.
I dunno, maybe I expected something on par with Leo and Satan, or maybe it just wasn't something I expected from you.
Good, but it feels unfinished.

[anime munters]

Well done.

Sums up animes in a bombshell.

[Leo & Satan]

That was amazing.

This is possibly my favourite flash on Newgrounds. I don't follow the 10/10 for anything I find moderately good trend, but this is a genuine 10/10 masterpiece.
The worse thing about it is there aren't another 50 for me to watch.